Goblin S.W.A.T. Team

Creature - Goblin Warrior

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Play this ability only once each turn.

They put the "special" in special weapons and tactics.

Mons's Goblin Waiters

Creature - Goblin Waiter

Sacrifice a creature or land: Add {HalfR} to your mana pool.

Poached Rukh Eggs
Rock
Cooked Rock
Unicorn-on-the-Cob
Wormfang Turtle Soup

Orcish Paratroopers

Creature - Orc Paratrooper

When Orcish Paratroopers comes into play, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it lands face up after turning over completely.

IOU one parashoot
-Urk, mogg fanatic

Pygmy Giant

Creature - Giant

, , Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.

"487. You're welcome."
-Bucky, flavor text writer

Red-Hot Hottie

Creature - Elemental

Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It has "At the end of each turn, sacrifice this creature unless you scream ‘Aaah' at the top of your lungs."

She was winning the Dominarian "Are You Hot?" competition until disaster struck during the wet T-shirt round.

Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug

Creature - Slug

Super haste (This may attack the turn before you play it. (You may put this card into play from your hand, tapped and attacking, during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the end of your next turn unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))

Six-y Beast

Creature - Beast

As Six-y Beast comes into play, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast.

Is it six?

B-I-N-G-O

Creature - Hound

Trample

Whenever a player plays a spell, put a chip counter on its converted mana cost.

B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

There was a farmer, had a hound . . .

Creature Guy

Creature - Beast

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Creature" or "Guy," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

There once was a player named Quinn, . . .

Elvish House Party

Creature - Elf Rogue

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

The party was going strong for nearly an hour past midnight-then all of a sudden it just petered out.

Fat Ass

Creature - Donkey Shaman

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.

Fraction Jackson

Creature - Human Hero

, : Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

Bitten by radioactive beebles in a freak algebra accident, young Ricky Robertson discovered he'd gained the ability to harness the awesome power of fractions

Gluetius Maximus

Creature - Beast

As Gluetius Maximus comes into play, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)

When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.

Keeper of the Sacred Word

Creature - Human Druid

As Keeper of the Sacred Word comes into play, choose a word.

Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

This is not a subliminal message.

Laughing Hyena

Creature - Hyena

Gotcha Whenever an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.

"Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, ‘It's getting hot in here, huh?' The other muffin says, ‘Aagh A talking muffin'"

Monkey Monkey Monkey

Creature - Ape

As Monkey Monkey Monkey comes into play, choose a letter.

Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.

Many matches make more madcap monkey mayhem.

Knight of the Hokey Pokey

Creature - Knight

First strike

o1oW, Do the Hokey Pokey (Stand up, wiggle your butt, raise your hands above your head, and shake them wildly as you rotate 360 degrees): Prevent all damage to Knight of the Hokey Pokey from any one source.

That's what it's all about.

Lexivore

Creature - Beast

If Lexivore damages any player, destroy target card in play, other than Lexivore, with the most lines of text in its text box. (If more than one card has the most lines of text, you choose which of those cards to destroy.)

Plucking the chicken
-Elvish expression meaning "flinging the monkey"

Mesa Chicken

Creature - Chicken

Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: Mesa Chicken gains flying until end of turn.

"Lo! lord of layers proudly comb-crested
Hero to hens father to feathers
Crowing sun-caller weaver of wattle
Elder to eggs."
-Rooster Saga

Miss Demeanor

Creature - Lady-Of-Proper-Etiquette

Flying, first strike

During each other player's turn, compliment that player on his or her game play or sacrifice Miss Demeanor.

Even war can be civil.

Chicken à la King

Creature - Chicken

Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Chicken in play. (You may roll dice only when a card instructs you to.)

Tap a Chicken you control: Roll a six-sided die.

During the Chicken Revolution, the king managed to keep his head while the others-well, just ran around.

Clambassadors

Creature - Clamfolk

If Clambassadors damages any player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that artifact, creature, or land.

"Sorry we shelled your village-here's some gold."

Clam-I-Am

Creature - Clamfolk

Whenever you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.

The Clams down in Clamville
All scootered and skittled-
"The three is no more!"
The Clam fiddler fiddled.

Clam Session

Creature - Clamfolk

When Clam Session comes into play, choose a word.

During your upkeep, sing at least six words of a song, one of which must be the chosen word, or sacrifice Clam Session. You cannot repeat a song.

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl . . . ."

B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)

Creature - The-Biggest-Baddest-Nastiest-Scariest-Creature-You'll-Ever-See

You must play both B.F.M. cards to put B.F.M. into play. If either B.F.M. card leaves play, sacrifice the other.

B.F.M. can be blocked only by three or more creatures.

"It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More. No, more. Look, we're talking krakens and dreadnoughts for jewelry. It was big"
-Arna Kennerd, skyknight

Deadhead

Creature - Zombie

Put Deadhead into play. Use this ability only if any opponent loses contact with his or her hand of cards and only if Deadhead is in your graveyard.

"I'm back from the Dead," the zombie moaned. "And they were far out, man."

Infernal Spawn of Evil

Creature - Demon Beast

Flying, first strike

o1oB, Reveal Infernal Spawn of Evil from your hand, Say "It's coming": Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 1 damage to target opponent. Use this ability only during your upkeep and only once each upkeep.

Jumbo Imp

Creature - Imp

Flying

When you play Jumbo Imp, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp comes into play with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the die roll.

During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put on Jumbo Imp a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the die roll.

At the end of your turn, roll a six-sided die and remove from Jumbo Imp a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the die roll.

Poultrygeist

Creature - Chicken

Flying

Whenever a creature is put into any graveyard from play, you may roll a six-sided die. On a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist.

Farmer Brown never ate eggs again.

Temp of the Damned

Creature - Zombie

When you play Temp of the Damned, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned comes into play with a number of funk counters on it equal to the die roll.

During your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned or sacrifice Temp of the Damned.

"Not the graveyard shift again!"

Chicken Egg

Creature - Egg

During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and put a Giant Chicken token into play. Treat this token as a 4/4 red creature that counts as a Chicken.

"That's a lotta nuggets."
-Jaya Ballard, task mage

Goblin Bookie

Creature - Goblin

oR, ocT: Reflip any coin or reroll any die.

"Glok loved bets! He'd sit in the bar all night an' laugh an' laugh. Hey-he still owes me."
-Squee, goblin casino hand

Goblin Bowling Team

Creature - Goblins

Whenever Goblin Bowling Team damages any creature or player, roll a six-sided die. Goblin Bowling Team deals to that creature or player additional damage equal to the die roll.

Flog was out of his league-this game wasn't up his alley, but the team couldn't spare him if he split.

Hurloon Wrangler

Creature - Minotaur

Denimwalk (If defending player is wearing any clothing made of denim, this creature is unblockable.)

"Nothing comes between me and my Didgeridoos™."

Jalum Grifter

Creature - Legend

o1oR, ocT: Put Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down in front of target opponent after revealing each card to him or her. Then, rearrange the order of the three cards as often as you wish, keeping them on the table at all times. That opponent then chooses one of those cards. If a land is chosen, destroy target card in play. Otherwise, sacrifice Jalum Grifter.

Krazy Kow

Creature - Cow

During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and player.

"I got your milk right here!"

Spark Fiend

Creature - Beast

When Spark Fiend comes into play, roll two six-sided dice. On a total of 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice Spark Fiend. On a total of 7 or 11, do not roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeep phases. If you roll any other total, note it.

During your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. On a total of 7, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you roll the noted total, do not roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeep phases. On any other roll, there is no effect.

Elvish Impersonators

Creature - Elves

When you play Elvish Impersonators, roll two six-sided dice one after the other. Elvish Impersonators comes into play with power equal to the first die roll and toughness equal to the second.

"Uh-hunh."

Free-Range Chicken

Creature - Chicken

o1oG: Roll two six-sided dice. If both die rolls are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number rolled on each die. Otherwise, if the total rolled is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for Free-Range Chicken, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, Free-Range Chicken gets +3/+3. If you roll a total of 6 for Free-Range Chicken later in that turn, sacrifice it.)

Ghazbán Ogress

Creature - Ogre

When Ghazbán Ogress comes into play, the player who has won the most Magic games that day gains control of it. If more than one player has won the same number of games, you retain control of Ghazbán Ogress.

Gus

Creature - Gus

Gus comes into play with one +1/+1 counter on it for each game you have lost to your opponent since you last won a Magic game against him or her.

"Now I lay me down to sleep - What are you starin' at?"

Hungry Hungry Heifer

Creature - Cow

During your upkeep, remove a counter from any card you control or sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer.

Mooo.

Timmy, Power Gamer

Creature - Legend

o4: Put a creature into play from your hand.

"Just wait till I get my Leviathan . . . ."

Trench Gorger

Creature - Leviathan

Trample

When Trench Gorger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for any number of land cards, exile them, then shuffle your library. If you do, Trench Gorger's power and toughness each become equal to the number of cards exiled this way.

Dread Cacodemon

Creature - Demon

When Dread Cacodemon enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, destroy all creatures your opponents control, then tap all other creatures you control.

Those who hear its roar perish. The lucky ones only feel its fetid breath.

Scythe Specter

Creature - Specter

Flying

Whenever Scythe Specter deals combat damage to a player, each opponent discards a card. Each player who discarded a card with the highest converted mana cost among cards discarded this way loses life equal to that converted mana cost.

Sewer Nemesis

Creature - Horror

As Sewer Nemesis enters the battlefield, choose a player.

Sewer Nemesis's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in the chosen player's graveyard.

Whenever the chosen player casts a spell, that player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard.

Avatar of Slaughter

Creature - Avatar

All creatures have double strike and attack each turn if able.

"Diplomacy has solved nothing. Only bloodspill can end this now. Call forth the warbringer."
-Basandra, Battle Seraph

Magmatic Force

Creature - Elemental

At the beginning of each upkeep, Magmatic Force deals 3 damage to target creature or player.

"Granted, it's the pinnacle of utter destructiveness. So what would you call two of them?"
-Riku of Two Reflections

Mana-Charged Dragon

Creature - Dragon

Flying, trample

Join forces - Whenever Mana-Charged Dragon attacks or blocks, each player starting with you may pay any amount of mana. Mana-Charged Dragon gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way.

Hornet Queen

Creature - Insect

Flying

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

When Hornet Queen enters the battlefield, put four 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch onto the battlefield.

Hydra Omnivore

Creature - Hydra

Whenever Hydra Omnivore deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to each other opponent.

"We should learn from the hydra. It never plays favorites; it devours everyone equally."
-Thrass, elder druid

Scavenging Ooze

Creature - Ooze

: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.

In nature, not a single bone or scrap of flesh goes to waste.

Animar, Soul of Elements

Legendary Creature - Elemental

Protection from white and from black

Whenever you cast a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Animar, Soul of Elements.

Creature spells you cast cost less to cast for each +1/+1 counter on Animar.

Basandra, Battle Seraph

Legendary Creature - Angel

Flying

Players can't cast spells during combat.

: Target creature attacks this turn if able.

"Why listen to the mumblings of wizards when the lash speaks true?"

Damia, Sage of Stone

Legendary Creature - Gorgon Wizard

Deathtouch

Skip your draw step.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have fewer than seven cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.

Ask your query and be on your way. Just don't look her in the eye.

Edric, Spymaster of Trest

Legendary Creature - Elf Rogue

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.

"I am not at liberty to reveal my sources, but I can assure you, the price on your head is high."

Ghave, Guru of Spores

Legendary Creature - Fungus Shaman

Ghave, Guru of Spores enters the battlefield with five +1/+1 counters on it.

, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Put a 1/1 green Saproling creature token onto the battlefield.

, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Kaalia of the Vast

Legendary Creature - Human Cleric

Flying

Whenever Kaalia of the Vast attacks an opponent, you may put an Angel, Demon, or Dragon creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking that opponent.

"I'll have my revenge if I have to call on every force from above and below."

Karador, Ghost Chieftain

Legendary Creature - Centaur Spirit

Karador, Ghost Chieftain costs less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard.

During each of your turns, you may cast one creature card from your graveyard.

"Death tried to uncrown me. But now I return, king of a greater realm."

The Mimeoplasm

Legendary Creature - Ooze

As The Mimeoplasm enters the battlefield, you may exile two creature cards from graveyards. If you do, it enters the battlefield as a copy of one of those cards with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the power of the other card.

Nin, the Pain Artist

Legendary Creature - Vedalken Wizard

, : Nin, the Pain Artist deals X damage to target creature. That creature's controller draws X cards.

"Your body is a delicate instrument that tells me truths. These devices help me ‘tune' that instrument."

Riku of Two Reflections

Legendary Creature - Human Wizard

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may pay . If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay . If you do, put a token that's a copy of that creature onto the battlefield.

Ruhan of the Fomori

Legendary Creature - Giant Warrior

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose an opponent at random. Ruhan of the Fomori attacks that player this combat if able.

Unfettered by allegiance, driven by war.

Skullbriar, the Walking Grave

Legendary Creature - Zombie Elemental

Haste

Whenever Skullbriar, the Walking Grave deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Counters remain on Skullbriar as it moves to any zone other than a player's hand or library.

Tariel, Reckoner of Souls

Legendary Creature - Angel

Flying, vigilance

: Choose a creature card at random from target opponent's graveyard. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control.

"After death you face paradise, damnation, or Tariel."
-Priest's teaching

Vish Kal, Blood Arbiter

Legendary Creature - Vampire

Flying, lifelink

Sacrifice a creature: Put X +1/+1 counters on Vish Kal, Blood Arbiter, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Remove all +1/+1 counters from Vish Kal: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each +1/+1 counter removed this way.

Zedruu the Greathearted

Legendary Creature - Minotaur Monk

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of permanents you own that your opponents control.

: Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Icatian Lieutenant

Creature - Human Soldier

: Target Soldier creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

To become an officer, an Icatian Soldier had to pass a series of tests. These evaluated not only fighting and leadership skills, but also integrity, honor, and moral strength.

Icatian Moneychanger

Creature - Human

Icatian Moneychanger enters the battlefield with three credit counters on it.

When Icatian Moneychanger enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to you.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a credit counter on Icatian Moneychanger.

Sacrifice Icatian Moneychanger: You gain 1 life for each credit counter on Icatian Moneychanger. Activate this ability only during your upkeep.

Icatian Skirmishers

Creature - Human Soldier

First strike; banding (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Whenever Icatian Skirmishers attacks, all creatures banded with it gain first strike until end of turn.

Skirmishers engaged raiders before they could reach the towns. Although these units typically suffered huge losses, they never lacked volunteers.

Order of Leitbur

Creature - Human Cleric Knight

Protection from black

: Order of Leitbur gains first strike until end of turn.

: Order of Leitbur gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Followers of Tourach regarded all other religions equally: with open contempt. Not so the followers of Leitbur, who made it their mission to eradicate the Order of the Ebon Hand.

Sustaining Spirit

Creature - Angel Spirit

Cumulative upkeep (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)

Damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.

"Faith is our greatest protector."
-Halvor Arensson, Kjeldoran Priest

Sworn Defender

Creature - Human Knight

: Sworn Defender's power becomes the toughness of target creature blocking or being blocked by Sworn Defender minus 1 until end of turn, and Sworn Defender's toughness becomes 1 plus the power of that creature until end of turn.

Wild Aesthir

Creature - Bird

Flying, first strike

: Wild Aesthir gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.

"High in the Karplusans, death is swift and razor-clawed."
-Arna Kennerüd, Skycaptain

Lim-Dûl's Paladin

Creature - Human Knight

Trample

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may discard a card. If you don't, sacrifice Lim-Dûl's Paladin and draw a card.

Whenever Lim-Dûl's Paladin becomes blocked, it gets +6/+3 until end of turn.

Whenever Lim-Dûl's Paladin attacks and isn't blocked, it assigns no combat damage to defending player this turn and that player loses 4 life.

Lord of Tresserhorn

Legendary Creature - Zombie

When Lord of Tresserhorn enters the battlefield, you lose 2 life, you sacrifice two creatures, and target opponent draws two cards.

: Regenerate Lord of Tresserhorn.

Phelddagrif

Legendary Creature - Phelddagrif

: Phelddagrif gains trample until end of turn. Target opponent puts a 1/1 green Hippo creature token onto the battlefield.

: Phelddagrif gains flying until end of turn. Target opponent gains 2 life.

: Return Phelddagrif to its owner's hand. Target opponent may draw a card.

Wandering Mage

Creature - Human Cleric Wizard

, Pay 1 life: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target Cleric or Wizard creature this turn.

, Put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target player this turn.

Sylvan Primordial

Creature - Avatar

Reach

When Sylvan Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, destroy target noncreature permanent that player controls. For each permanent destroyed this way, search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.

Disciple of the Old Ways

Creature - Human Warrior

: Disciple of the Old Ways gains first strike until end of turn.

"Selesnya thinks nature is a pretty plaything. True nature would rip their faces off and wear their skins as trophies."

Cloudfin Raptor

Creature - Bird Mutant

Flying

Evolve (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Crypt Ghast

Creature - Spirit

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay . If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add to your mana pool (in addition to the mana the land produces).

Sage's Row Denizen

Creature - Vedalken Wizard

Whenever another blue creature enters the battlefield under your control, target player puts the top two cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.

"I offer you wisdom untainted by false loyalty, learning free of any guild's agenda."

Towering Thunderfist

Creature - Giant Soldier

: Towering Thunderfist gains vigilance until end of turn.

"Nothing ruins a party like one of those big killjoys bursting through the door and setting all the guests free."
-Ruba, Rakdos cultist

Ghor-Clan Rampager

Creature - Beast

Trample

Bloodrush - , Discard Ghor-Clan Rampager: Target attacking creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample until end of turn.

"The Simic come from the cold slow depths. How could they understand the fire in a wild heart?"
-Kroshkar, Gruul shaman

Diluvian Primordial

Creature - Avatar

Flying

When Diluvian Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If a card cast this way would be put into a graveyard this turn, exile it instead.

Experiment One

Creature - Human Ooze

Evolve (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Remove two +1/+1 counters from Experiment One: Regenerate Experiment One.

Wight of Precinct Six

Creature - Zombie

Wight of Precinct Six gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your opponents' graveyards.

Even the lost and undead need a protector.

Bomber Corps

Creature - Human Soldier

Battalion - Whenever Bomber Corps and at least two other creatures attack, Bomber Corps deals 1 damage to target creature or player.

"Subtlety is for lawmages and spies."

Viashino Shanktail

Creature - Viashino Warrior

First strike

Bloodrush - , Discard Viashino Shanktail: Target attacking creature gets +3/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn.

The Slizt Clan's battle cry is an impressive display of fury, defiance, and spit.

Balustrade Spy

Creature - Vampire Rogue

Flying

When Balustrade Spy enters the battlefield, target player reveals cards from the top of his or her library until he or she reveals a land card, then puts those cards into his or her graveyard.

Obzedat, Ghost Council

Legendary Creature - Spirit Advisor

When Obzedat, Ghost Council enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

At the beginning of your end step, you may exile Obzedat. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of your next upkeep. It gains haste.

Rubblehulk

Creature - Elemental

Rubblehulk's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.

Bloodrush - , Discard Rubblehulk: Target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of lands you control.

Guardian of the Gateless

Creature - Angel

Flying

Guardian of the Gateless can block any number of creatures.

Whenever Guardian of the Gateless blocks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature it's blocking.

Greenside Watcher

Creature - Elf Druid

: Untap target Gate.

"The Izzet may incite war, but my duty is here. I will not abandon the wild."

Adaptive Snapjaw

Creature - Lizard Beast

Evolve (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

"Eh, needs more toad."
-Gulistan, Simic biomancer

Fathom Mage

Creature - Human Wizard

Evolve (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Whenever a +1/+1 counter is placed on Fathom Mage, you may draw a card.

Biovisionary

Creature - Human Wizard

At the beginning of the end step, if you control four or more creatures named Biovisionary, you win the game.

He tired of his fellow researchers and their useless prattling, so he decided to make a network of scholars with whom he could carry a conversation.

Frilled Oculus

Creature - Homunculus

: Frilled Oculus gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.

"Understand the Simic? That's about as easy as winning a staring contest with a homunculus."
-Dars Gostok, Firefist captain