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Melancholy

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature

When Melancholy enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.

Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Melancholy unless you pay .

Mana:
Cardset: Planar Chaos #88 (Common)
Type: Enchantment

Æther Membrane

Creature - Wall

Defender; reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)

Whenever Æther Membrane blocks a creature, return that creature to its owner's hand at end of combat.

Mana:
Cardset: Venser vs. Koth #48 (Uncommon)
Planar Chaos #93 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Fatal Frenzy

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature you control gains trample and gets +X/+0, where X is its power. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

"I hope to have such a death-lying in triumph upon the broken bodies of those who slew me."
-Radha, Keldon warlord

Mana:
Cardset: Planar Chaos #98 (Rare)
Type: Instant

Lavacore Elemental

Creature - Elemental

Vanishing 1 (This permanent enters the battlefield with a time counter on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a time counter on Lavacore Elemental.

Mana:
Power: 5/3
Cardset: Planar Chaos #103 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Sulfur Elemental

Creature - Elemental

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)

White creatures get +1/-1.

Mana:
Power: 3/2
Cardset: Planar Chaos #108 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Simian Spirit Guide

Creature - Ape Spirit

Exile Simian Spirit Guide from your hand: Add to your mana pool.

"All my spells smell like burnt hair lately."
-Jaya Ballard, task mage

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Planar Chaos #122 (Common)
Type: Creature

Skirk Shaman

Creature - Goblin Shaman

Skirk Shaman can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or red creatures.

In a shaman's grimy hands, a concoction of dried Skirk Ridge herbs can become the face of panic.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Elves vs. Goblins #52 (Common)
Planar Chaos #123 (Common)
Type: Creature

Ana Battlemage

Creature - Human Wizard

Kicker and/or (You may pay an additional and/or as you cast this spell.)

When Ana Battlemage enters the battlefield, if it was kicked with its kicker, target player discards three cards.

When Ana Battlemage enters the battlefield, if it was kicked with its kicker, tap target untapped creature and that creature deals damage equal to its power to its controller.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Planar Chaos #124 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Citanul Woodreaders

Creature - Human Druid

Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)

When Citanul Woodreaders enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, draw two cards.

They seek out living trees to glean age-old secrets from sap and wood.

Mana:
Power: 1/4
Cardset: Modern Masters #140 (Common)
Planar Chaos #125 (Common)
Type: Creature

Psychotrope Thallid

Creature - Fungus

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on Psychotrope Thallid.

Remove three spore counters from Psychotrope Thallid: Put a 1/1 green Saproling creature token onto the battlefield.

, Sacrifice a Saproling: Draw a card.

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Planar Chaos #137 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Gaea's Anthem

Enchantment

Creatures you control get +1/+1.

"To those who can hear it, Gaea's battle song brings power as swift as sunlight and as enduring as the deep roots of the forest."
-Gamelen, Citanul elder

Mana:
Cardset: Planar Chaos #147 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment

Groundbreaker

Creature - Elemental

Trample, haste

At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Groundbreaker.

The earth's memory is long, its retribution brief.

Mana:
Power: 6/1
Cardset: Planar Chaos #148 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Hedge Troll

Creature - Troll Cleric

Hedge Troll gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Plains.

: Regenerate Hedge Troll.

His abode was clean and bare, not a morsel in sight. I asked him what he ate, fearing the answer. He smiled and said his faith alone sustained him.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Planar Chaos #151 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Frenetic Sliver

Creature - Sliver

All Slivers have ": If this permanent is on the battlefield, flip a coin. If you win the flip, exile this permanent and return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. If you lose the flip, sacrifice it."

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Planar Chaos #157 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Necrotic Sliver

Creature - Sliver

All Slivers have ", Sacrifice this permanent: Destroy target permanent."

Though Volrath is long dead, the slivers have become everything he wanted them to be: mindless instruments of destruction and despair.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Premium Deck Series: Slivers #20 (Uncommon)
Planar Chaos #159 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Dust of Moments

Instant

Choose one - Remove two time counters from each permanent and each suspended card; or put two time counters on each permanent with a time counter on it and each suspended card.

Mana:
Cardset: Future Sight #5 (Uncommon)
Type: Instant

Even the Odds

Instant

Cast Even the Odds only if you control fewer creatures than each opponent.

Put three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens onto the battlefield.

"They who fall singing the battle hymn of Benalia go not unavenged."
-Adom Capashen, Benalish commander

Mana:
Cardset: Future Sight #6 (Uncommon)
Type: Instant

Marshaling Cry

Sorcery

Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Mana:
Cardset: Future Sight #13 (Common)
Type: Sorcery

Spirit en-Dal

Creature - Spirit

Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)

Forecast - , Reveal Spirit en-Dal from your hand: Target creature gains shadow until end of turn. (Activate this ability only during your upkeep and only once each turn.)

Mana:
Power: 2/1
Cardset: Future Sight #17 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Aven Mindcensor

Creature - Bird Wizard

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)

Flying

If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.

Mana:
Power: 2/1
Cardset: Future Sight #18 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Bound in Silence

Tribal Enchantment - Rebel Aura

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature can't attack or block.

A fight put off forever is already won.

Mana:
Cardset: Modern Masters #8 (Common)
Future Sight #20 (Uncommon)
Type: Enchantment

Oriss, Samite Guardian

Legendary Creature - Human Cleric

: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

Grandeur - Discard another card named Oriss, Samite Guardian: Target player can't cast spells this turn, and creatures that player controls can't attack this turn.

Mana:
Power: 1/3
Cardset: Future Sight #28 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Leaden Fists

Enchantment - Aura

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Mana:
Cardset: Future Sight #38 (Common)
Type: Enchantment

Venser's Diffusion

Instant

Return target nonland permanent or suspended card to its owner's hand.

"Each reality is but the dream of another, and each sleeper a god unknowing."

Mana:
Cardset: Future Sight #47 (Common)
Type: Instant

Blind Phantasm

Creature - Illusion

Mana:
Power: 2/3
Cardset: Future Sight #49 (Common)
Type: Creature

Bonded Fetch

Creature - Homunculus

Defender, haste

: Draw a card, then discard a card.

A well-made homunculus grooms the mind of its master, pruning the thoughts that lead to madness. Few loredelvers survive the study of the infinite without one.

Mana:
Cardset: Future Sight #50 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Sarcomite Myr

Artifact Creature - Myr

: Sarcomite Myr gains flying until end of turn.

, Sacrifice Sarcomite Myr: Draw a card.

"A horrible sight, yes, but the sounds . . . Its twanging tendons and grinding gears are almost musical."
-Brudiclad, Telchor engineer

Mana:
Power: 2/1
Cardset: Future Sight #56 (Common)
Type: Artifact Creature

Second Wind

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature

: Tap enchanted creature.

: Untap enchanted creature.

Vindr stormchasers believe that the same ancient forces that move the winds can also move mortal minds and hearts.

Mana:
Cardset: Future Sight #57 (Uncommon)
Type: Enchantment

Ichor Slick

Sorcery

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Madness (If you discard this card, you may cast it for its madness cost instead of putting it into your graveyard.)

Mana:
Cardset: Garruk vs. Liliana #51 (Common)
Future Sight #68 (Common)
Type: Sorcery

Putrid Cyclops

Creature - Zombie Cyclops

When Putrid Cyclops enters the battlefield, scry 1, then reveal the top card of your library. Putrid Cyclops gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is that card's converted mana cost. (To scry 1, look at the top card of your library, then you may put that card on the bottom of your library.)

Mana:
Power: 3/3
Cardset: Future Sight #75 (Common)
Type: Creature

Stronghold Rats

Creature - Rat

Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)

Whenever Stronghold Rats deals combat damage to a player, each player discards a card.

In the stronghold's dungeons, the shadows hide in the vermin.

Mana:
Power: 2/1
Cardset: Future Sight #79 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Bitter Ordeal

Sorcery

Search target player's library for a card and exile it. Then that player shuffles his or her library.

Gravestorm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each permanent put into a graveyard this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Mana:
Cardset: Future Sight #80 (Rare)
Type: Sorcery

Bridge from Below

Enchantment

Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below is in your graveyard, put a 2/2 black Zombie creature token onto the battlefield.

When a creature is put into an opponent's graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below is in your graveyard, exile Bridge from Below.

Mana:
Cardset: Modern Masters #74 (Rare)
Future Sight #81 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment

Deepcavern Imp

Creature - Imp Rebel

Flying, haste

Echo-Discard a card. (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Modern Masters #79 (Common)
Future Sight #83 (Common)
Type: Creature

Witch's Mist

Enchantment

, : Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn.

"Hear us, Overmother. Let the strong thrive under your gelatinous hand, and let the weak writhe under your serrated heel."
-Prayer of the devoted

Mana:
Cardset: Future Sight #92 (Uncommon)
Type: Enchantment

Fatal Attraction

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature

When Fatal Attraction enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to enchanted creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, Fatal Attraction deals 4 damage to enchanted creature.

Mana:
Cardset: Future Sight #98 (Common)
Type: Enchantment

Magus of the Moon

Creature - Human Wizard

Nonbasic lands are Mountains.

Tidal forces of the blood moon wrench and buckle the land, drawing monoliths of stone and soil toward the flaming orb.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Future Sight #101 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Pyromancer's Swath

Enchantment

If an instant or sorcery source you control would deal damage to a creature or player, it deals that much damage plus 2 to that creature or player instead.

At the beginning of each end step, discard your hand.

Mana:
Cardset: Modern Masters #125 (Rare)
Future Sight #104 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment

Sparkspitter

Creature - Elemental Spellshaper

, , Discard a card: Put a 3/1 red Elemental creature token named Spark Elemental onto the battlefield. It has trample, haste, and "At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Spark Elemental."

Mana:
Power: 1/3
Cardset: Future Sight #109 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Ghostfire

Instant

Ghostfire is colorless.

Ghostfire deals 3 damage to target creature or player.

Only those gifted with the eye of Ugin, the spirit dragon, can see his fiery breath.

Mana:
Cardset: Knights vs. Dragons #69 (Unknown)
Future Sight #115 (Common)
Type: Instant

Grinning Ignus

Creature - Elemental

, Return Grinning Ignus to its owner's hand: Add to your mana pool. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.

"Take care what you offer the ignus. Food, perhaps. Coins. But nothing flammable!"
-Stovic, village eccentric

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Modern Masters #118 (Uncommon)
Future Sight #116 (Common)
Type: Creature

Homing Sliver

Creature - Sliver

Each Sliver card in each player's hand has slivercycling .

Slivercycling (, Discard this card: Search your library for a Sliver card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.)

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Premium Deck Series: Slivers #19 (Common)
Future Sight #118 (Common)
Type: Creature

Thunderblade Charge

Sorcery

Thunderblade Charge deals 3 damage to target creature or player.

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, if Thunderblade Charge is in your graveyard, you may pay . If you do, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Mana:
Cardset: Future Sight #124 (Rare)
Type: Sorcery

Force of Savagery

Creature - Elemental

Trample

"Life cannot be created and then abandoned. It must be nurtured and fed so that it may express its ripened might."
-Freyalise

Mana:
Power: 8/0
Cardset: Future Sight #126 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Heartwood Storyteller

Creature - Treefolk

Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, each of that player's opponents may draw a card.

His roots reach deep, nurtured not by soil and rain, but by millennia of experience.

Mana:
Power: 2/3
Cardset: Future Sight #127 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Petrified Plating

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

Suspend 2- (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay and exile it with two time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, cast it without paying its mana cost.)

Mana:
Cardset: Future Sight #133 (Common)
Type: Enchantment

Ravaging Riftwurm

Creature - Wurm

Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)

Vanishing 2 (This permanent enters the battlefield with two time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)

If Ravaging Riftwurm was kicked, it enters the battlefield with three additional time counters on it.

Mana:
Power: 6/6
Cardset: Future Sight #135 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Nessian Courser

Creature - Centaur Warrior

Mana:
Power: 3/3
Cardset: Theros #165 (Common)
Future Sight #148 (Common)
Type: Creature

Jhoira of the Ghitu

Legendary Creature - Human Wizard

, Exile a nonland card from your hand: Put four time counters on the exiled card. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend. (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from that card. When the last is removed, cast it without paying its mana cost. If it's a creature, it has haste.)

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Modern Masters #177 (Rare)
Future Sight #157 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Cloud Key

Artifact

As Cloud Key enters the battlefield, choose artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, or sorcery.

Spells you cast of the chosen type cost less to cast.

The musical sound of its turning triggers the tumblers of revelation.

Mana:
Cardset: Future Sight #160 (Rare)
Type: Artifact

Coalition Relic

Artifact

: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.

: Put a charge counter on Coalition Relic.

At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all charge counters from Coalition Relic. Add one mana of any color to your mana pool for each charge counter removed this way.

Mana:
Cardset: Phyrexia vs. The Coalition #54 (Rare)
Future Sight #161 (Rare)
Type: Artifact

Veilstone Amulet

Artifact

Whenever you cast a spell, creatures you control can't be the targets of spells or abilities your opponents control this turn.

Sometimes it's ostentatious to go unseen.

Mana:
Cardset: Future Sight #166 (Rare)
Type: Artifact

Pilgrim's Eye

Artifact Creature - Thopter

Flying

When Pilgrim's Eye enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

The kor send their thopter kites to see if the land is in a welcoming mood.

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Battle for Zendikar #226 (Uncommon)
Commander 2014 #262 (Common)
Commander 2013 #253 (Common)
Venser vs. Koth #47 (Common)
Worldwake #128 (Common)
Type: Artifact Creature

Illusory Angel

Creature - Angel Illusion

Flying

Cast Illusory Angel only if you've cast another spell this turn.

"Yes, she is made of pure belief-but I hardly see why that makes her unique."
-Reith, master illusionist

Mana:
Power: 4/4
Cardset: Magic 2015 #59 (Uncommon)
Planechase 2012 #19 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Shardless Agent

Artifact Creature - Human Rogue

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Planechase 2012 #104 (Uncommon)
Type: Artifact Creature

AWOL

Instant

Remove target attacking creature from the game. Then remove it from the removed-from-game zone and put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #2 (Common)
Type: Instant

Emcee

Creature - Human Rogue

Whenever another creature comes into play, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

The ogre appealed the match loss and got it downgraded to a warning.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #9 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)

Instant

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may play Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) without paying its mana cost.

Remove target enchantment from the game.

Synonyms for "erase" we haven't used: ablate, abrade, chafe, fray, frazzle, scuff, and scrub.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #10 (Common)
Type: Instant

Fascist Art Director

Creature - Human Horror

: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn..

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cranford,
After careful analysis of Jeremy's vocational testing, I feel that he is best suited for a career in either torture or art direction.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #11 (Common)
Type: Creature

Look at Me, I'm R&D

Enchantment

As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number.

All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #17 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment

Man of Measure

Creature - Human Knight

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure has first strike and gets +0/+1.

As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.

You need to be this tall to play this card.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #18 (Common)
Type: Creature

Staying Power

Enchantment

As long as Staying Power is in play, "until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

Mongo's fleas no longer bothered him. But the family of goblins that had moved in behind his left ear was starting to get really irritating.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #21 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment

Artful Looter

Creature - Human Wizard

: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever a permanent comes into play that shares an artist with another permanent you control, untap Artful Looter.

PRICELESS PIC PILFERED
Painting Found Abandoned in Graveyard
Merfolk Decry Wizards' Treatment

Mana:
Power: 1/2
Cardset: Unhinged #25 (Common)
Type: Creature

Bursting Beebles

Creature - Beeble

Bursting Beebles is unblockable as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

Like thousands of others, the beebles quit Magic for several years following the release of the Mercadian Masques set.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #28 (Common)
Type: Creature

Cheatyface

Creature - Efreet

You may sneak Cheatyface into play at any time without paying for it, but if an opponent catches you right away, that player may remove Cheatyface from the game.

Flying

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #30 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Flaccify

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays .

"Don't worry about it. It happens to every mage sooner or later."

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #32 (Common)
Type: Instant

Moniker Mage

Creature - Human Wizard

, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage can't be the target of spells or abilities this turn.

, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #39 (Common)
Type: Creature

Now I Know My ABC's

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.

The quick onyx goblin jumps over the lazy dwarf.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #41 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment

Number Crunch

Instant

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand.

Can you digit?

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #42 (Common)
Type: Instant

Smart Ass

Creature - Donkey Wizard

Whenever Smart Ass attacks, name a card. Defending player may reveal his or her hand and show you that the named card isn't there. If that player doesn't, Smart Ass is unblockable this turn.

"I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?"

Mana:
Power: 2.5/1
Cardset: Unhinged #45 (Common)
Type: Creature

Topsy Turvy

Enchantment

The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, end, postcombat main, combat, precombat main, and beginning.)

If there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.

"Here on going is heck the what?"

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #47 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment

Bloodletter

Creature - Zombie

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.

"That's not an A, it's an Æ. Wait, don't-"
-Hœbrus Væm, Ærathi librarian, last words

Mana:
Power: 2/3
Cardset: Unhinged #50 (Common)
Type: Creature

Eye to Eye

Instant

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

True, Gargox had blinded himself for life, but the glass eyes never lost.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #54 (Uncommon)
Type: Instant

Farewell to Arms

Enchantment

As Farewell to Arms comes into play, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.

When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards his or her hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #56 (Common)
Type: Enchantment

Kill Destroy

Instant

Destroy target nonblack creature.

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Kill" or "Destroy," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Kill Destroy from your graveyard to your hand.

Getting "Gotcha'ed" again and again.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #58 (Uncommon)
Type: Instant

Mother of Goons

Creature - Human Cleric

Whenever a creature an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from play, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.

"Word to me."

Mana:
Power: 3/2
Cardset: Unhinged #59 (Common)
Type: Creature

Necro-Impotence

Enchantment

Skip your untap step.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.

Pay ½ life: Remove the top card of your library from the game face down. Put that card into your hand at end of turn.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #60 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment

Persecute Artist

Sorcery

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals his or her hand and discards all nonland cards by the chosen artist.

The torches and pitchforks were no match for Rebecca's fans.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #61 (Uncommon)
Type: Sorcery

Zombie Fanboy

Creature - Zombie Gamer

As Zombie Fanboy comes into play, choose an artist.

Whenever a permanent by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on Zombie Fanboy.

The real advantage of being a zombie gamer? No one notices the stench.

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Unhinged #69 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Zzzyxas's Abyss

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents in play.

Tired of always being picked last, the wizard Zzzyxas created the ultimate revenge.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #70 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment

Blast from the Past

Instant

Madness , cycling , kicker , flashback , buyback

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to target creature or player.

If the kicker cost was paid, put a 1/1 red Goblin creature token into play.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #72 (Rare)
Type: Instant

Dumb Ass

Creature - Donkey Barbarian

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.

Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.

Mana:
Power: 3.5/2
Cardset: Unhinged #75 (Common)
Type: Creature

Goblin Secret Agent

Creature - Goblin Rogue

First strike

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.

SECRET AGENT
PD042198
LICENSE TO BE KILLED

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #79 (Common)
Type: Creature

Orcish Paratroopers

Creature - Orc Paratrooper

When Orcish Paratroopers comes into play, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it lands face up after turning over completely.

IOU one parashoot
-Urk, mogg fanatic

Mana:
Power: 4/4
Cardset: Unhinged #83 (Common)
Type: Creature

Pygmy Giant

Creature - Giant

, , Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.

"487. You're welcome."
-Bucky, flavor text writer

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #85 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Sauté

Instant

Sauté deals 3½ damage to target creature or player.

"Selecting the proper beeble is the key to a good sauté. The pinker the fur and the heartier the yelp, the more succulent the beeble will be when you pop it in your mouth."
-Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,
The Underworld Cookbook,

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #88 (Common)
Type: Instant

Fraction Jackson

Creature - Human Hero

, : Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

Bitten by radioactive beebles in a freak algebra accident, young Ricky Robertson discovered he'd gained the ability to harness the awesome power of fractions

Mana:
Power: 1/1.5
Cardset: Unhinged #97 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Graphic Violence

Instant

All creatures by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

WARNING: THE DOMINARIAN SURGEON GENERAL HAS FOUND THAT SAVAGE BEATINGS CAN LEAD TO CHUMP BLOCKS, LIFE REDUCTION, AND EVEN GAME LOSS.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #100 (Common)
Type: Instant

Keeper of the Sacred Word

Creature - Human Druid

As Keeper of the Sacred Word comes into play, choose a word.

Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

This is not a subliminal message.

Mana:
Power: 2/3
Cardset: Unhinged #101 (Common)
Type: Creature

Charm School

Enchantment - Aura

When Charm School comes into play, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head.

Prevent all damage to you of the chosen color.

If Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School.

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #1 (Uncommon)
Type: Enchantment

Checks and Balances

Enchantment

Whenever any spell is played, counter that spell if each player, other than the caster and his or her teammates, agrees to choose and discard a card. Those players must discard those cards after agreeing.

Checks and Balances may be played only in a game with three or more players.

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #16 (Uncommon)
Type: Enchantment

Chicken à la King

Creature - Chicken

Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Chicken in play. (You may roll dice only when a card instructs you to.)

Tap a Chicken you control: Roll a six-sided die.

During the Chicken Revolution, the king managed to keep his head while the others-well, just ran around.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unglued #17 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Clam-I-Am

Creature - Clamfolk

Whenever you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.

The Clams down in Clamville
All scootered and skittled-
"The three is no more!"
The Clam fiddler fiddled.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unglued #19 (Common)
Type: Creature

Clam Session

Creature - Clamfolk

When Clam Session comes into play, choose a word.

During your upkeep, sing at least six words of a song, one of which must be the chosen word, or sacrifice Clam Session. You cannot repeat a song.

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl . . . ."

Mana:
Power: 2/5
Cardset: Unglued #20 (Common)
Type: Creature

Fowl Play

Enchantment - Aura

Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a 1/1 creature that counts as a Chicken.

"I feel like chicken tonight!"

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #24 (Common)
Type: Enchantment

Jumbo Imp

Creature - Imp

Flying

When you play Jumbo Imp, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp comes into play with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the die roll.

During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put on Jumbo Imp a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the die roll.

At the end of your turn, roll a six-sided die and remove from Jumbo Imp a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the die roll.

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #34 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Poultrygeist

Creature - Chicken

Flying

Whenever a creature is put into any graveyard from play, you may roll a six-sided die. On a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist.

Farmer Brown never ate eggs again.

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Unglued #37 (Common)
Type: Creature

Temp of the Damned

Creature - Zombie

When you play Temp of the Damned, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned comes into play with a number of funk counters on it equal to the die roll.

During your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned or sacrifice Temp of the Damned.

"Not the graveyard shift again!"

Mana:
Power: 3/3
Cardset: Unglued #38 (Common)
Type: Creature

Hurloon Wrangler

Creature - Minotaur

Denimwalk (If defending player is wearing any clothing made of denim, this creature is unblockable.)

"Nothing comes between me and my Didgeridoos™."

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unglued #46 (Common)
Type: Creature

Gerrymandering

Sorcery

Remove all lands from play and shuffle them together. Randomly deal to each player one land card for each land he or she had before. Each player puts those lands into play under his or her control, untapped.

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #59 (Uncommon)
Type: Sorcery
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