Chaos Confetti

Artifact

, : Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the playing area from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each card in play that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game afterwards.

And you thought that was just an urban legend.

Giant Fan

Artifact

, : Move target counter from one card to another. If the second card's rules text refers to any type of counters, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.

Only a villain would unleash a giant fan on anyone!

Paper Tiger

Artifact Creature

Rock Lobsters cannot attack or block.

The tiger is always quick to fold.

Rock Lobster

Artifact Creature

Scissors Lizards cannot attack or block.

Many take the lobster for granite.

Scissors Lizard

Artifact Creature

Paper Tigers cannot attack or block.

Nothing beats the lizard's shear power.

Spatula of the Ages

Artifact

, , Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: Put into play from your hand any card from an Unglued supplement.

At last Urza's powers were focused through the incredible artifact.
"Who wants pancakes?" he asked.

Acorn Catapult

Artifact

, : Acorn Catapult deals 1 damage to target creature or player. That creature's controller or that player puts a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token onto the battlefield.

The Kalonian word for "ammunition" is the same as the word for "bait."

Hedron Rover

Artifact Creature - Construct

Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Hedron Rover gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

"Now that it has woken up and wandered off, we should go see what it was guarding."
-Gotzen, Bulwark explorer

Seer's Sundial

Artifact

Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay . If you do, draw a card.

"The shadow travels toward the apex. I predict we will soon see the true measure of darkness."

Helm of Obedience

Artifact

, : Target opponent puts cards from the top of his or her library into his or her graveyard until a creature card or X cards are put into that graveyard this way, whichever comes first. If a creature card is put into that graveyard this way, sacrifice Helm of Obedience and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. X can't be 0.

Mishra's Groundbreaker

Artifact

, Sacrifice Mishra's Groundbreaker: Target land becomes a 3/3 artifact creature that's still a land. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

The very ground yielded to Mishra's wishes.

Whirling Catapult

Artifact

, Exile the top two cards of your library: Whirling Catapult deals 1 damage to each creature with flying and each player.

"Direct confrontation never was to the Orcs' taste."
-General Varchild

Millennial Gargoyle

Artifact Creature - Gargoyle

Flying

"You've got to keep your wits about you on the roofs. Not all stones are compliant handholds."
-Iveta, rooftop runner

Haunted Plate Mail

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +4/+4.

: Until end of turn, Haunted Plate Mail becomes a 4/4 Spirit artifact creature that's no longer an Equipment. Activate this ability only if you control no creatures.

Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Akroan Horse

Artifact Creature - Horse

Defender

When Akroan Horse enters the battlefield, an opponent gains control of it.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent puts a 1/1 white Soldier creature token onto the battlefield.

Anvilwrought Raptor

Artifact Creature - Bird

Flying, first strike

"I know its lightness, for I have seen it fly. I know its weight, for I have seen it strike."
-Brigone, soldier of Meletis

Eye of Doom

Artifact

When Eye of Doom enters the battlefield, each player chooses a nonland permanent and puts a doom counter on it., , Sacrifice Eye of Doom: Destroy each permanent with a doom counter on it.

Canal Dredger

Artifact Creature - Construct

Draft Canal Dredger face up.

Each player passes the last card from each booster pack to a player who drafted a card named Canal Dredger.

: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Coercive Portal

Artifact

Will of the council - At the beginning of your upkeep, starting with you, each player votes for carnage or homage. If carnage gets more votes, sacrifice Coercive Portal and destroy all nonland permanents. If homage gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw a card.

Cogwork Librarian

Artifact Creature - Construct

Draft Cogwork Librarian face up.

As you draft a card, you may draft an additional card from that booster pack. If you do, put Cogwork Librarian into that booster pack.

Why wait for answers?

Cogwork Tracker

Artifact Creature - Hound Construct

Reveal Cogwork Tracker as you draft it and note the player who passed it to you.

Cogwork Tracker attacks each turn if able.

Cogwork Tracker attacks a player you noted for cards named Cogwork Tracker each turn if able.

Avarice Amulet

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has vigilance and "At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card."

When equipped creature dies, target opponent gains control of Avarice Amulet.

Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Designed by Penny Arcade

The Chain Veil

Legendary Artifact

At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't activate a loyalty ability of a planeswalker this turn, you lose 2 life.

, : For each planeswalker you control, you may activate one of its loyalty abilities once this turn as though none of its loyalty abilities have been activated this turn.

Perilous Vault

Artifact

, , Exile Perilous Vault: Exile all nonland permanents.

The spirit dragon Ugin arranged the hedrons of Zendikar to direct leylines of energy. To disrupt one is to unleash devastation and chaos.

Dragon Throne of Tarkir

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature has defender and ", : Other creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power."

Equip

What once soared high above Tarkir is now reduced to a seat.

Assault Suit

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or a planeswalker you control, and can't be sacrificed.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it.

Equip

Goblin Boom Keg

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Goblin Boom Keg.

When Goblin Boom Keg is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to target creature or player.

Dragonfire spawned many imitations. Some were more dramatic than others.

Ugin's Construct

Artifact Creature - Construct

When Ugin's Construct enters the battlefield, sacrifice a permanent that's one or more colors.

While trapping the Eldrazi on Zendikar, Ugin learned little from Sorin, but he gleaned the rudiments of lithomancy from Nahiri.

Ancestral Statue

Artifact Creature - Golem

When Ancestral Statue enters the battlefield, return a nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand.

The mage awakened the statue in hopes of learning the lost lore of her clan, but the statue was interested only in war.

Dragonloft Idol

Artifact Creature - Gargoyle

As long as you control a Dragon, Dragonloft Idol gets +1/+1 and has flying and trample.

The idols were forged during the time of the Khanfall, when the dragons came to rule Tarkir and its people aligned themselves with the five dragonlords.

Tapestry of the Ages

Artifact

, : Draw a card. Activate this ability only if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn.

"Abzan, Jeskai, Sultai, Mardu, Temur-names lost to history, yet worthy of further study."
-Narset

Aligned Hedron Network

Artifact

When Aligned Hedron Network enters the battlefield, exile all creatures with power 5 or greater until Aligned Hedron Network leaves the battlefield. (Those creatures return under their owners' control.)

The last hedron slotted into place, locking Ulamog in an infinite loop of binding energy.

Hedron Archive

Artifact

: Add to your mana pool.

, , Sacrifice Hedron Archive: Draw two cards.

"You've begun to understand the hedrons' true purpose," said Ugin. "The Eldrazi can be imprisoned.""And how did that work out last time?" asked Jace.

Conjurer's Closet

Artifact

At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.

"Tomorrow wears yesterday's face."
-Kordel the Cryptic

Narstad Scrapper

Artifact Creature - Construct

: Narstad Scrapper gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

"Finally, the principles of corpse animation applied to bloodless materials!"
-Ludevic, necro-alchemist

Door to Nothingness

Artifact

Door to Nothingness enters the battlefield tapped.

, , Sacrifice Door to Nothingness: Target player loses the game.

Only a madman could create such a door. Only an imbecile would open it.

Gilded Lotus

Artifact

: Add three mana of any one color to your mana pool.

Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won.

Stuffy Doll

Artifact Creature - Construct

Indestructible

As Stuffy Doll enters the battlefield, choose a player.

Whenever Stuffy Doll is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.

: Stuffy Doll deals 1 damage to itself.

Crumbling Colossus

Artifact Creature - Golem

Trample (If this creature would assign enough damage to its blockers to destroy them, you may have it assign the rest of its damage to defending player or planeswalker.)

When Crumbling Colossus attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.

Thran Golem

Artifact Creature - Golem

As long as Thran Golem is enchanted, it gets +2/+2 and has flying, first strike, and trample.

The golems of the ancient Thran still draw power in ways that baffle the artificers of today.