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Dreampod Druid

Creature - Human Druid

At the beginning of each upkeep, if Dreampod Druid is enchanted, put a 1/1 green Saproling creature token onto the battlefield.

"Don't mistake my creations for mere vegetation. They are my children, loyal and fierce."

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Planechase 2012 #64 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Baleful Strix

Artifact Creature - Bird

Flying, deathtouch

When Baleful Strix enters the battlefield, draw a card.

Its beak rends flesh and bone, exposing the tender marrow of dream.

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Commander 2013 #177 (Uncommon)
Planechase 2012 #82 (Uncommon)
Type: Artifact Creature

Fractured Powerstone

Artifact

: Add to your mana pool.

: Roll the planar die. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.

The Thran learned to capture mana, but power inevitably escapes its bonds.

Mana:
Cardset: Planechase 2012 #111 (Common)
Type: Artifact

Cardpecker

Creature - Bird

Flying

Gotcha Whenever an opponent touches the table with his or her hand, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.

Mana:
Power: 1.5/1
Cardset: Unhinged #4 (Common)
Type: Creature

Cheap Ass

Creature - Donkey Townsfolk

Spells you play cost less to play.

And you thought Yawgmoth drove a hard bargain.

Mana:
Power: 1/3.5
Cardset: Unhinged #5 (Common)
Type: Creature

Circle of Protection: Art

Enchantment

As Circle of Protection: Art comes into play, choose an artist.

: The next time a source of your choice by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

: Return Circle of Protection: Art to its owner's hand.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #6 (Common)
Type: Enchantment

First Come, First Served

Enchantment

The attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number has first strike. If two or more creatures are tied, they all have first strike.

The Yotian soldiers hoped that one day R&D would make an artifact creature whose name starts with Z. And in their dreams, it's a 4/1.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #12 (Uncommon)
Type: Enchantment

_____

Creature - Shapeshifter

: This card's name becomes the name of your choice. Play this ability anywhere, anytime.

{1}: This card's flavor text becomes the flavor text of your choice. (This ability doesn't work because it's flavor text, not rules text (but neither does this reminder text, so you figure it out).)

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Unhinged #23 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Carnivorous Death-Parrot

Creature - Bird

Flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

Save a kill spell to deal with this guy.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #29 (Common)
Type: Creature

Framed!

Instant

Tap or untap all permanents by the artist of your choice.

Who knew an 8˝ by 10˝ could feel like a 2˝ by 4˝?

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #33 (Common)
Type: Instant

Magical Hacker

Creature - Human Gamer

: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

1|= y()u (4|\| r3@d 7#5, y0|_| /\r3 @ IVI0/\/$+3|2 &33|

Mana:
Power: 1/2
Cardset: Unhinged #37 (Unknown)
Type: Creature

Enter the Dungeon

Sorcery

Players play a Magic subgame under the table starting at 5 life, using their libraries as their decks. After the subgame ends, the winner searches his or her library for two cards, puts those cards into his or her hand, then shuffles his or her library.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #53 (Rare)
Type: Sorcery

Tainted Monkey

Creature - Ape

: Choose a word. Target player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard. If that card has the chosen word in its text box, that player loses 3 life.

"C'mon, choose ‘monkey.' Everybody loves monkeys"

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Unhinged #64 (Common)
Type: Creature

Vile Bile

Creature - Ooze

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.

Mana:
Power: 2.5/2.5
Cardset: Unhinged #65 (Common)
Type: Creature

Working Stiff

Creature - Mummy

As Working Stiff comes into play, straighten your arms.

When you bend an elbow, sacrifice Working Stiff.

Oh, does your nose itch?

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #68 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Face to Face

Sorcery

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that opponent.

Befuddled by this new game, Argg longed for the days of Rock, Rock, Rock.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #76 (Uncommon)
Type: Sorcery

Frazzled Editor

Creature - Human Bureaucrat

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of text in its text box.)

The pen is mightier than the sword.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #77 (Common)
Type: Creature

Goblin Mime

Creature - Goblin Mime

When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.

Pretending to be inside an invisible box was easy enough for Brug. It was finding the invisible door that caused him problems.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #78 (Common)
Type: Creature

Mana Flair

Instant

Add to your mana pool for each nonland permanent by the artist of your choice.

What began as black
Has slowly shifted to red.
Fickle color pie.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #81 (Common)
Type: Instant

B-I-N-G-O

Creature - Hound

Trample

Whenever a player plays a spell, put a chip counter on its converted mana cost.

B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

There was a farmer, had a hound . . .

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Unhinged #92 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Land Aid '04

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card into play tapped, then shuffle your library. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #102 (Common)
Type: Sorcery

Laughing Hyena

Creature - Hyena

Gotcha Whenever an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.

"Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, ‘It's getting hot in here, huh?' The other muffin says, ‘Aagh A talking muffin'"

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #103 (Common)
Type: Creature

Name Dropping

Enchantment

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return that card to your hand.

Gemini (May 21–June 21) This week is a good time to branch out and meet others, but don't forget your roots. Avoid commitments and open flame.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #105 (Uncommon)
Type: Enchantment

Old Fogey

Summon Dinosaur

Phasing, cumulative upkeep , echo, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2

"These kids today with their collector numbers and their newfangled tap symbol. Twenty Black Lotuses and twenty Plague Rats. Now that's real Magic."

Mana:
Power: 7/7
Cardset: Unhinged #106 (Rare)
Type: nknown

I'm Rubber, You're Glue

Enchantment

Speak only in rhyming sentences. If you do not, sacrifice I'm Rubber, You're Glue.

Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Target spell or ability, which targets only you, targets another player of your choice instead. (The new target must be legal.)

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #5 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment

Knight of the Hokey Pokey

Creature - Knight

First strike

o1oW, Do the Hokey Pokey (Stand up, wiggle your butt, raise your hands above your head, and shake them wildly as you rotate 360 degrees): Prevent all damage to Knight of the Hokey Pokey from any one source.

That's what it's all about.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unglued #6 (Common)
Type: Creature

Mesa Chicken

Creature - Chicken

Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: Mesa Chicken gains flying until end of turn.

"Lo! lord of layers proudly comb-crested
Hero to hens father to feathers
Crowing sun-caller weaver of wattle
Elder to eggs."
-Rooster Saga

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unglued #9 (Common)
Type: Creature

Sorry

Enchantment

Before playing any spell, if a copy of that spell card is in any graveyard, the spell's caster may say "Sorry." If he or she does not, any other player may counter the spell by saying "Sorry" as it is cast.

If any player says "Sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player.

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #27 (Uncommon)
Type: Enchantment

Chicken Egg

Creature - Egg

During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and put a Giant Chicken token into play. Treat this token as a 4/4 red creature that counts as a Chicken.

"That's a lotta nuggets."
-Jaya Ballard, task mage

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #41 (Common)
Type: Creature

Strategy, Schmategy

Sorcery

Roll a six-sided die for Strategy, Schmategy. On a 1, Strategy, Schmategy has no effect. Otherwise, it has one of the following effects.

2 Destroy all artifacts.

3 Destroy all lands.

4 Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and player.

5 Each player discards his or her hand and draws seven cards.

6 Roll the die two more times.

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #52 (Rare)
Type: Sorcery

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service

Sorcery

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players.

Mon.–Fri. 9:00 A.M.–8:00 P.M. Pacific
(206) 624-0933

Mana: {Y}{Z}
Cardset: Unglued #53 (Uncommon)
Type: Sorcery

Flock of Rabid Sheep

Sorcery

Flip X coins; an opponent calls heads or tails. For each flip you win, put a Rabid Sheep token into play. Treat these tokens as 2/2 green creatures that count as Sheep.

And their bleating was like a wet salmon slapped upon the land-slap! slap! slap!

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #57 (Uncommon)
Type: Sorcery

Growth Spurt

Instant

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is equal to the die roll.

MORE TO LOVE: Friendly, nature-loving, Bunyonesque SEM seeks SEF looking for a huge commitment.
. . . seeks atog prince

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #61 (Common)
Type: Instant

Jester's Sombrero

Artifact

, , Sacrifice Jester's Sombrero: Look through target player's sideboard and remove any three of those cards from it for the remainder of the match.

"¡Yo quiero Kormus Bell!"

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #76 (Rare)
Type: Artifact

Scavenging Ooze

Creature - Ooze

: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.

In nature, not a single bone or scrap of flesh goes to waste.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Magic 2014 #195 (Rare)
Commander #170 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Tribute to the Wild

Instant

Each opponent sacrifices an artifact or enchantment.

"You may enter, but leave those lifeless things of your world behind."
-Modruni, maro-sorcerer

Mana:
Cardset: Commander #175 (Uncommon)
Type: Instant

Nin, the Pain Artist

Legendary Creature - Vedalken Wizard

, : Nin, the Pain Artist deals X damage to target creature. That creature's controller draws X cards.

"Your body is a delicate instrument that tells me truths. These devices help me ‘tune' that instrument."

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Commander #213 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Skullbriar, the Walking Grave

Legendary Creature - Zombie Elemental

Haste

Whenever Skullbriar, the Walking Grave deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Counters remain on Skullbriar as it moves to any zone other than a player's hand or library.

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Commander #227 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Hammer of Ruin

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target Equipment that player controls.

Equip

By hammer forged, and by hammer undone.

Mana:
Cardset: Worldwake #124 (Uncommon)
Type: Artifact

Walking Atlas

Artifact Creature - Construct

: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Crafted by lullmages and bound to the land, it alters itself to match the tumultuous terrain.

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Worldwake #131 (Common)
Type: Artifact Creature
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