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MTGPlaytest : Cards

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Standing Army

Creature - Human Soldier

As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.)

They're the chair-men of the bored.

Mana:
Power: 2/4
Cardset: Unhinged #20 (Common)
Type: Creature

Ambiguity

Enchantment

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #24 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment

Avatar of Me

Creature - Avatar

Avatar of Me costs more to play for each ten years you've been alive.

Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.

Avatar of Me's color is the color of your eyes.

Mana:
Power: */*
Cardset: Unhinged #26 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Brushstroke Paintermage

Creature - Human Wizard

: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.

He gives credit where credit isn't due.

Mana:
Power: 2/3
Cardset: Unhinged #27 (Common)
Type: Creature

Johnny, Combo Player

Legendary Creature - Human Gamer

: Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

"Just wait till I get my Krark-Clan Ironworks, Genesis Chamber, and Grinding Station. Oh yeah, and a second Myr Retriever."

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Unhinged #35 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Mouth to Mouth

Sorcery

You and target opponent have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of target creature that player controls.

Interesting tidbit: Surveys show that the card Ow has one of the most popular pieces of flavor text in the Unglued expansion.

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #40 (Uncommon)
Type: Sorcery

Question Elemental?

Creature - Elemental

Flying

Are you aware that when you say something that isn't a question, the player who first points out this fact gains control of Question Elemental?

"What the . . . ?"

Mana:
Power: 3/4
Cardset: Unhinged #43 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Spell Counter

Instant

Counter target spell.

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Spell" or "Counter," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.

Playing Unhinged, . . .

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #46 (Uncommon)
Type: Instant

Bad Ass

Creature - Donkey Zombie

, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.

He wanders the land in search of Good Ass.

Mana:
Power: 3.5/1
Cardset: Unhinged #49 (Common)
Type: Creature

The Fallen Apart

Creature - Zombie

The Fallen Apart comes into play with two arms and two legs.

Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it.

The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.

Mana:
Power: 4/4
Cardset: Unhinged #55 (Common)
Type: Creature

Phyrexian Librarian

Creature - Horror

Flying, trample

At the beginning of your upkeep, remove the top card of your library from the game face up and balance it on your body.

When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian.

Mana:
Power: 3/3
Cardset: Unhinged #62 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Wet Willie of the Damned

Sorcery

Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to target creature or player and you gain 2½ life.

Ever the warrior, Glissa responded with a "wedgie from beyond Uranus."

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #66 (Common)
Type: Sorcery

When Fluffy Bunnies Attack

Instant

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

"Get it? Bunnies, letters, -X/-X? Me neither."
-Bucky, flavor text writer

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #67 (Common)
Type: Instant

Deal Damage

Instant

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to target creature or player.

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Deal" or "Damage," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.

Until he got singed . . .

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #74 (Uncommon)
Type: Instant

Goblin S.W.A.T. Team

Creature - Goblin Warrior

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Play this ability only once each turn.

They put the "special" in special weapons and tactics.

Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #80 (Common)
Type: Creature

Punctuate

Instant

Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ? , ; : - ( ) / " ' & .)

"Ooh-right in the colon."

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #84 (Common)
Type: Instant

Red-Hot Hottie

Creature - Elemental

Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It has "At the end of each turn, sacrifice this creature unless you scream ‘Aaah' at the top of your lungs."

She was winning the Dominarian "Are You Hot?" competition until disaster struck during the wet T-shirt round.

Mana:
Power: 2/5
Cardset: Unhinged #86 (Common)
Type: Creature

Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug

Creature - Slug

Super haste (This may attack the turn before you play it. (You may put this card into play from your hand, tapped and attacking, during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the end of your next turn unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))

Mana:
Power: 3/1
Cardset: Unhinged #87 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Six-y Beast

Creature - Beast

As Six-y Beast comes into play, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast.

Is it six?

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #89 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Touch and Go

Sorcery

Destroy target land.

Gotcha Whenever an opponent touches his or her face, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Touch and Go from your graveyard to your hand.

Judge's ruling: The interior of the face still counts as the face, so a nose-pick is legitimate grounds for saying "Gotcha"

Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #90 (Common)
Type: Sorcery

Creature Guy

Creature - Beast

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Creature" or "Guy," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

There once was a player named Quinn, . . .

Mana:
Power: 3/3
Cardset: Unhinged #93 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Monkey Monkey Monkey

Creature - Ape

As Monkey Monkey Monkey comes into play, choose a letter.

Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.

Many matches make more madcap monkey mayhem.

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Unhinged #104 (Common)
Type: Creature

Lexivore

Creature - Beast

If Lexivore damages any player, destroy target card in play, other than Lexivore, with the most lines of text in its text box. (If more than one card has the most lines of text, you choose which of those cards to destroy.)

Plucking the chicken
-Elvish expression meaning "flinging the monkey"

Mana:
Power: 2/3
Cardset: Unglued #7 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Miss Demeanor

Creature - Lady-Of-Proper-Etiquette

Flying, first strike

During each other player's turn, compliment that player on his or her game play or sacrifice Miss Demeanor.

Even war can be civil.

Mana:
Power: 3/1
Cardset: Unglued #10 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature

Once More with Feeling

Sorcery

Remove Once More with Feeling from the game as well as all cards in play and in all graveyards. Each player shuffles his or her hand into her or his library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total is set to 10.

DCI ruling: This card is restricted. (You cannot play with more than one in a deck.)

If yo . . . ted.

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #11 (Rare)
Type: Sorcery

Clambassadors

Creature - Clamfolk

If Clambassadors damages any player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that artifact, creature, or land.

"Sorry we shelled your village-here's some gold."

Mana:
Power: 4/4
Cardset: Unglued #18 (Common)
Type: Creature

Common Courtesy

Enchantment

Counter any spell unless its caster asks your permission to play that spell. If you refuse permission, Sacrifice Common Courtesy and counter the spell.

"You didn't say the Magic word."

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #21 (Uncommon)
Type: Enchantment

Free-for-All

Enchantment

When Free-for-All comes into play, set aside all creatures in play, face down.

During each player's upkeep, that player chooses a creature card at random from those set aside in this way and puts that creature into play under his or her control.

If Free-for-All leaves play, put each creature still set aside this way into its owner's graveyard.

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #25 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment

Deadhead

Creature - Zombie

Put Deadhead into play. Use this ability only if any opponent loses contact with his or her hand of cards and only if Deadhead is in your graveyard.

"I'm back from the Dead," the zombie moaned. "And they were far out, man."

Mana:
Power: 3/3
Cardset: Unglued #30 (Common)
Type: Creature

Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire

Enchantment

Whenever any player taps a card, that player gives control of that card to an opponent at end of turn.

If a player does not tap any nonland cards during his or her turn, Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire deals 3 damage to that player at end of turn.

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #40 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment

Goblin Bowling Team

Creature - Goblins

Whenever Goblin Bowling Team damages any creature or player, roll a six-sided die. Goblin Bowling Team deals to that creature or player additional damage equal to the die roll.

Flog was out of his league-this game wasn't up his alley, but the team couldn't spare him if he split.

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Unglued #44 (Common)
Type: Creature

Krazy Kow

Creature - Cow

During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and player.

"I got your milk right here!"

Mana:
Power: 3/3
Cardset: Unglued #48 (Common)
Type: Creature

Elvish Impersonators

Creature - Elves

When you play Elvish Impersonators, roll two six-sided dice one after the other. Elvish Impersonators comes into play with power equal to the first die roll and toughness equal to the second.

"Uh-hunh."

Mana:
Power: */*
Cardset: Unglued #56 (Common)
Type: Creature

Free-Range Chicken

Creature - Chicken

o1oG: Roll two six-sided dice. If both die rolls are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number rolled on each die. Otherwise, if the total rolled is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for Free-Range Chicken, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, Free-Range Chicken gets +3/+3. If you roll a total of 6 for Free-Range Chicken later in that turn, sacrifice it.)

Mana:
Power: 3/3
Cardset: Unglued #58 (Common)
Type: Creature

Timmy, Power Gamer

Creature - Legend

o4: Put a creature into play from your hand.

"Just wait till I get my Leviathan . . . ."

Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Unglued #68 (Rare)
Type: Creature

Bronze Calendar

Artifact

Your spells cost less to play as long as you speak in a voice other than your normal voice.

If you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.

Every page holds a month, every date a numeral.

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #71 (Uncommon)
Type: Artifact

Chaos Confetti

Artifact

, : Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the playing area from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each card in play that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game afterwards.

And you thought that was just an urban legend.

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #72 (Common)
Type: Artifact

Giant Fan

Artifact

, : Move target counter from one card to another. If the second card's rules text refers to any type of counters, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.

Only a villain would unleash a giant fan on anyone!

Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #74 (Rare)
Type: Artifact

Paper Tiger

Artifact Creature

Rock Lobsters cannot attack or block.

The tiger is always quick to fold.

Mana:
Power: 4/3
Cardset: Unglued #78 (Common)
Type: Artifact Creature

Rock Lobster

Artifact Creature

Scissors Lizards cannot attack or block.

Many take the lobster for granite.

Mana:
Power: 4/3
Cardset: Unglued #79 (Common)
Type: Artifact Creature
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