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Man of Measure

Creature - Human Knight

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure has first strike and gets +0/+1.

As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.

You need to be this tall to play this card.
Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #18 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Staying Power

Enchantment

As long as Staying Power is in play, "until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

Mongo's fleas no longer bothered him. But the family of goblins that had moved in behind his left ear was starting to get really irritating.
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #21 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment
+1

Artful Looter

Creature - Human Wizard

: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever a permanent comes into play that shares an artist with another permanent you control, untap Artful Looter.

PRICELESS PIC PILFERED
Painting Found Abandoned in Graveyard
Merfolk Decry Wizards' Treatment
Mana:
Power: 1/2
Cardset: Unhinged #25 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Bursting Beebles

Creature - Beeble

Bursting Beebles is unblockable as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

Like thousands of others, the beebles quit Magic for several years following the release of the Mercadian Masques set.
Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #28 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Cheatyface

Creature - Efreet

You may sneak Cheatyface into play at any time without paying for it, but if an opponent catches you right away, that player may remove Cheatyface from the game.

Flying
Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #30 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature
+1

Flaccify

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays .

"Don't worry about it. It happens to every mage sooner or later."
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #32 (Common)
Type: Instant
+1

Moniker Mage

Creature - Human Wizard

, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage can't be the target of spells or abilities this turn.

, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.
Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #39 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Now I Know My ABC's

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.

The quick onyx goblin jumps over the lazy dwarf.
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #41 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment
+1

Number Crunch

Instant

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand.

Can you digit?
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #42 (Common)
Type: Instant
+1

Smart Ass

Creature - Donkey Wizard

Whenever Smart Ass attacks, name a card. Defending player may reveal his or her hand and show you that the named card isn't there. If that player doesn't, Smart Ass is unblockable this turn.

"I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?"
Mana:
Power: 2.5/1
Cardset: Unhinged #45 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Topsy Turvy

Enchantment

The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, end, postcombat main, combat, precombat main, and beginning.)

If there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.

"Here on going is heck the what?"
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #47 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment
+1

Bloodletter

Creature - Zombie

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.

"That's not an A, it's an Æ. Wait, don't-"
-Hœbrus Væm, Ærathi librarian, last words
Mana:
Power: 2/3
Cardset: Unhinged #50 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Eye to Eye

Instant

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

True, Gargox had blinded himself for life, but the glass eyes never lost.
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #54 (Uncommon)
Type: Instant
+1

Farewell to Arms

Enchantment

As Farewell to Arms comes into play, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.

When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards his or her hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #56 (Common)
Type: Enchantment
+1

Kill Destroy

Instant

Destroy target nonblack creature.

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Kill" or "Destroy," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Kill Destroy from your graveyard to your hand.

Getting "Gotcha'ed" again and again.
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #58 (Uncommon)
Type: Instant
+1

Mother of Goons

Creature - Human Cleric

Whenever a creature an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from play, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.

"Word to me."
Mana:
Power: 3/2
Cardset: Unhinged #59 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Necro-Impotence

Enchantment

Skip your untap step.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.

Pay ½ life: Remove the top card of your library from the game face down. Put that card into your hand at end of turn.
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #60 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment
+1

Persecute Artist

Sorcery

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals his or her hand and discards all nonland cards by the chosen artist.

The torches and pitchforks were no match for Rebecca's fans.
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #61 (Uncommon)
Type: Sorcery
+1

Zombie Fanboy

Creature - Zombie Gamer

As Zombie Fanboy comes into play, choose an artist.

Whenever a permanent by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on Zombie Fanboy.

The real advantage of being a zombie gamer? No one notices the stench.
Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Unhinged #69 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature
+1

Zzzyxas's Abyss

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents in play.

Tired of always being picked last, the wizard Zzzyxas created the ultimate revenge.
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #70 (Rare)
Type: Enchantment
+1

Blast from the Past

Instant

Madness , cycling , kicker , flashback , buyback

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to target creature or player.

If the kicker cost was paid, put a 1/1 red Goblin creature token into play.
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #72 (Rare)
Type: Instant
+1

Dumb Ass

Creature - Donkey Barbarian

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.

Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.
Mana:
Power: 3.5/2
Cardset: Unhinged #75 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Goblin Secret Agent

Creature - Goblin Rogue

First strike

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.

SECRET AGENT
PD042198
LICENSE TO BE KILLED
Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unhinged #79 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Orcish Paratroopers

Creature - Orc Paratrooper

When Orcish Paratroopers comes into play, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it lands face up after turning over completely.

IOU one parashoot
-Urk, mogg fanatic
Mana:
Power: 4/4
Cardset: Unhinged #83 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Pygmy Giant

Creature - Giant

, , Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.

"487. You're welcome."
-Bucky, flavor text writer
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #85 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature
+1

Sauté

Instant

Sauté deals 3½ damage to target creature or player.

"Selecting the proper beeble is the key to a good sauté. The pinker the fur and the heartier the yelp, the more succulent the beeble will be when you pop it in your mouth."
-Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,
The Underworld Cookbook,
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #88 (Common)
Type: Instant
+1

Fraction Jackson

Creature - Human Hero

, : Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

Bitten by radioactive beebles in a freak algebra accident, young Ricky Robertson discovered he'd gained the ability to harness the awesome power of fractions
Mana:
Power: 1/1.5
Cardset: Unhinged #97 (Rare)
Type: Creature
+1

Graphic Violence

Instant

All creatures by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

WARNING: THE DOMINARIAN SURGEON GENERAL HAS FOUND THAT SAVAGE BEATINGS CAN LEAD TO CHUMP BLOCKS, LIFE REDUCTION, AND EVEN GAME LOSS.
Mana:
Cardset: Unhinged #100 (Common)
Type: Instant
+1

Keeper of the Sacred Word

Creature - Human Druid

As Keeper of the Sacred Word comes into play, choose a word.

Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

This is not a subliminal message.
Mana:
Power: 2/3
Cardset: Unhinged #101 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Charm School

Enchantment - Aura

When Charm School comes into play, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head.

Prevent all damage to you of the chosen color.

If Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School.
Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #1 (Uncommon)
Type: Enchantment
+1

Checks and Balances

Enchantment

Whenever any spell is played, counter that spell if each player, other than the caster and his or her teammates, agrees to choose and discard a card. Those players must discard those cards after agreeing.

Checks and Balances may be played only in a game with three or more players.
Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #16 (Uncommon)
Type: Enchantment
+1

Chicken à la King

Creature - Chicken

Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Chicken in play. (You may roll dice only when a card instructs you to.)

Tap a Chicken you control: Roll a six-sided die.

During the Chicken Revolution, the king managed to keep his head while the others-well, just ran around.
Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unglued #17 (Rare)
Type: Creature
+1

Clam-I-Am

Creature - Clamfolk

Whenever you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.

The Clams down in Clamville
All scootered and skittled-
"The three is no more!"
The Clam fiddler fiddled.
Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unglued #19 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Clam Session

Creature - Clamfolk

When Clam Session comes into play, choose a word.

During your upkeep, sing at least six words of a song, one of which must be the chosen word, or sacrifice Clam Session. You cannot repeat a song.

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl . . . ."
Mana:
Power: 2/5
Cardset: Unglued #20 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Fowl Play

Enchantment - Aura

Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a 1/1 creature that counts as a Chicken.

"I feel like chicken tonight!"
Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #24 (Common)
Type: Enchantment
+1

Jumbo Imp

Creature - Imp

Flying

When you play Jumbo Imp, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp comes into play with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the die roll.

During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put on Jumbo Imp a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the die roll.

At the end of your turn, roll a six-sided die and remove from Jumbo Imp a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the die roll.
Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #34 (Uncommon)
Type: Creature
+1

Poultrygeist

Creature - Chicken

Flying

Whenever a creature is put into any graveyard from play, you may roll a six-sided die. On a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist.

Farmer Brown never ate eggs again.
Mana:
Power: 1/1
Cardset: Unglued #37 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Temp of the Damned

Creature - Zombie

When you play Temp of the Damned, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned comes into play with a number of funk counters on it equal to the die roll.

During your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned or sacrifice Temp of the Damned.

"Not the graveyard shift again!"
Mana:
Power: 3/3
Cardset: Unglued #38 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Hurloon Wrangler

Creature - Minotaur

Denimwalk (If defending player is wearing any clothing made of denim, this creature is unblockable.)

"Nothing comes between me and my Didgeridoos™."
Mana:
Power: 2/2
Cardset: Unglued #46 (Common)
Type: Creature
+1

Gerrymandering

Sorcery

Remove all lands from play and shuffle them together. Randomly deal to each player one land card for each land he or she had before. Each player puts those lands into play under his or her control, untapped.
Mana:
Cardset: Unglued #59 (Uncommon)
Type: Sorcery
+1 
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