Scan-Clan Charger

Simic Charge

Millenial Gargoyle

Crackling Perimiter

Stolen Itentity

Basiliza Screecher

Vizkopa Cofessor

Haunted Guardian

Artifact Creature - Construct

Defender, first strike

"Drain the victim's blood, sell the corpse, and use the soul on guard duty. No muss, no fuss, no problems."
-Olivia Voldaren

Narstad Scrapper

Artifact Creature - Construct

: Narstad Scrapper gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

"Finally, the principles of corpse animation applied to bloodless materials!"
-Ludevic, necro-alchemist

Chronomaton

Artifact Creature - Golem

, : Put a +1/+1 counter on Chronomaton.

On the third night, the villagers destroyed their clocks. The sounds of whirring gears and chiming metal held only dread for them.

Phyrexian Hulk

Artifact Creature - Golem

An invasion weapon of ages past, the glistening oil contained the blueprints of countless atrocities.

Primal Clay

Artifact Creature - Shapeshifter

As Primal Clay enters the battlefield, it becomes your choice of a 3/3 artifact creature, a 2/2 artifact creature with flying, or a 1/6 Wall artifact creature with defender in addition to its other types. (A creature with defender can't attack.)

Stuffy Doll

Artifact Creature - Construct

Indestructible

As Stuffy Doll enters the battlefield, choose a player.

Whenever Stuffy Doll is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.

: Stuffy Doll deals 1 damage to itself.

Adaptive Automaton

Artifact Creature - Construct

As Adaptive Automaton enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.

Adaptive Automaton is the chosen type in addition to its other types.

Other creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.

Such loyalty can only be made.

Crumbling Colossus

Artifact Creature - Golem

Trample (If this creature would assign enough damage to its blockers to destroy them, you may have it assign the rest of its damage to defending player or planeswalker.)

When Crumbling Colossus attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.

Pentavus

Artifact Creature - Construct

Pentavus enters the battlefield with five +1/+1 counters on it.

, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Pentavus: Put a 1/1 colorless Pentavite artifact creature token with flying onto the battlefield.

, Sacrifice a Pentavite: Put a +1/+1 counter on Pentavus.

Rusted Sentinel

Artifact Creature - Golem

Rusted Sentinel enters the battlefield tapped.

It has to deliberate a moment on the best way to break your face.

Solemn Simulacrum

Artifact Creature - Golem

When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.

When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.

Thran Golem

Artifact Creature - Golem

As long as Thran Golem is enchanted, it gets +2/+2 and has flying, first strike, and trample.

The golems of the ancient Thran still draw power in ways that baffle the artificers of today.

Creepy Doll

Artifact Creature - Construct

Indestructible

Whenever Creepy Doll deals combat damage to a creature, flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy that creature.

A child's porcelain doll went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town magistrate.

Galvanic Juggernaut

Artifact Creature - Juggernaut

Galvanic Juggernaut attacks each turn if able.

Galvanic Juggernaut doesn't untap during your untap step.

Whenever another creature dies, untap Galvanic Juggernaut.

Geistcatcher's Rig

Artifact Creature - Construct

When Geistcatcher's Rig enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 4 damage to target creature with flying.

The rigs were outlawed except in Nephalia, where malign spirits are as plentiful as crazed inventors.

Manor Gargoyle

Artifact Creature - Gargoyle

Defender

Manor Gargoyle has indestructible as long as it has defender.

: Until end of turn, Manor Gargoyle loses defender and gains flying.

Nothing could break it but the fall.

One-Eyed Scarecrow

Artifact Creature - Scarecrow

Defender

Creatures with flying your opponents control get -1/-0.

Farmhands and priests mutter curses at the ragged thing; it unnerves more than just the crows.

Street Sweeper

Artifact Creature - Construct

Whenever Street Sweeper attacks, destroy all Auras attached to target land.

The sweepers roam endlessly, scrubbing away the refuse-and anything else too slow or too clumsy to get out of their way.

Volatile Rig

Artifact Creature - Construct

Trample

Volatile Rig attacks each turn if able.

Whenever Volatile Rig is dealt damage, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, sacrifice Volatile Rig.

When Volatile Rig dies, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, it deals 4 damage to each creature and each player.

Ethersworn Canonist

Artifact Creature - Human Cleric

Each player who has cast a nonartifact spell this turn can't cast additional nonartifact spells.

"The noble work of our order is to infuse all life on Esper with etherium. Our goal will be reached more rapidly if new life is . . . suppressed."

Metallurgeon

Artifact Creature - Human Artificer

, : Regenerate target artifact.

"By the time I got there, the heart had stopped. Fortunately, I was able to replace it with something better."

Sanctum Gargoyle

Artifact Creature - Gargoyle

Flying

When Sanctum Gargoyle enters the battlefield, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

As their supplies of etherium dwindled, mechanists sent gargoyles farther and farther afield in search of salvage.

Cloudheath Drake

Artifact Creature - Drake

Flying

: Cloudheath Drake gains vigilance until end of turn.

A permanent storm rages over the plain of Cloudheath, and drakes ride its currents-two reminders that some elements of Esper will not be controlled.

Esper Battlemage

Artifact Creature - Human Wizard

, : Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to you this turn.

, : Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

She can heal the flesh, or exploit its many weaknesses.

Etherium Sculptor

Artifact Creature - Vedalken Artificer

Artifact spells you cast cost less to cast.

The greatest masters of the craft abandon tools altogether, shaping metal with hand and mind alone.

Filigree Sages

Artifact Creature - Vedalken Wizard

: Untap target artifact.

"We of the Sanctum Arcanum have pondered every word on every page of the Filigree Texts. If you can't say the same, don't bother speaking."

Master of Etherium

Artifact Creature - Vedalken Wizard

Master of Etherium's power and toughness are each equal to the number of artifacts you control.

Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.

"Only a mind unfettered with the concerns of the flesh can see the world as it truly is."

Sharding Sphinx

Artifact Creature - Sphinx

Flying

Whenever an artifact creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may put a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying onto the battlefield.

Whether mechanical or biological, life finds a way to propagate itself.

Skill Borrower

Artifact Creature - Human Wizard

Play with the top card of your library revealed.

As long as the top card of your library is an artifact or creature card, Skill Borrower has all activated abilities of that card. (If any of the abilities use that card's name, use this creature's name instead.)

Sphinx's Herald

Artifact Creature - Vedalken Wizard

, , Sacrifice a white creature, a blue creature, and a black creature: Search your library for a card named Sphinx Sovereign and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.

He calls a riddle through the gaps of cloven clouds, hoping for an answer.

Steelclad Serpent

Artifact Creature - Serpent

Steelclad Serpent can't attack unless you control another artifact.

"From the highest towers to the deepest sea, all life must be touched by etherium."
-Lodus of the Ethersworn

Vectis Silencers

Artifact Creature - Human Rogue

: Vectis Silencers gains deathtouch until end of turn. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy that creature.)

Even on Esper, there are those who eschew the use of magic in favor of simpler methods.

Glaze Fiend

Artifact Creature - Illusion

Flying

Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, Glaze Fiend gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Before the zealots of the Ethersworn came to power, Esper illusionists dreamed up creations to mimic a variety of substances.

Puppet Conjurer

Artifact Creature - Human Wizard

, : Put a 0/1 blue Homunculus artifact creature token onto the battlefield.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a Homunculus.

He scowls at his imperfect creation, then crushes it to scrap. He salvages the etherium and begins anew.

Salvage Titan

Artifact Creature - Golem

You may sacrifice three artifacts rather than pay Salvage Titan's mana cost.

Exile three artifact cards from your graveyard: Return Salvage Titan from your graveyard to your hand.

Sharuum the Hegemon

Legendary Artifact Creature - Sphinx

Flying

When Sharuum the Hegemon enters the battlefield, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

To gain audience with the hegemon, one must bring a riddle she has not heard.

Sphinx Sovereign

Artifact Creature - Sphinx

Flying

At the beginning of your end step, you gain 3 life if Sphinx Sovereign is untapped. Otherwise, each opponent loses 3 life.

"What rises without legs, whispers without a voice, bites without teeth, and dies without having life?"

Thoughtcutter Agent

Artifact Creature - Human Rogue

, : Target player loses 1 life and reveals his or her hand.

Agents of the Architects of Will mark their victims as a reminder that their secrets are secret no longer.

Tidehollow Sculler

Artifact Creature - Zombie

When Tidehollow Sculler enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals his or her hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card.

When Tidehollow Sculler leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.

Tidehollow Strix

Artifact Creature - Bird

Flying

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

The scullers beneath Esper keep strixes as trained pets, and set them loose when a fare refuses to pay.

Tower Gargoyle

Artifact Creature - Gargoyle

Flying

"Esper, like any work of art, can be truly appreciated only from a distance."
-Tezzeret

Windwright Mage

Artifact Creature - Human Wizard

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Windwright Mage has flying as long as an artifact card is in your graveyard.

She knows the names and secrets of each of Esper's twenty-three winds.

Junk Golem

Artifact Creature - Golem

Junk Golem enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Junk Golem unless you remove a +1/+1 counter from it.

, Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on Junk Golem.

Limestone Golem

Artifact Creature - Golem

, Sacrifice Limestone Golem: Target player draws a card.

Dwarves have been known to take pickaxes to their own creations, hoping to discover treasures within.

Millikin

Artifact Creature - Construct

, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: Add to your mana pool.

The toymaker frowned in bewilderment. None of his creations had ever sneezed before.

Otarian Juggernaut

Artifact Creature - Juggernaut

Otarian Juggernaut can't be blocked by Walls.

Threshold - As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Otarian Juggernaut gets +3/+0 and attacks each turn if able.

Patchwork Gnomes

Artifact Creature - Gnome

Discard a card: Regenerate Patchwork Gnomes.

When building gnomes, dwarves adhere to the highest standards. The gnomes themselves aren't as particular.

Cathedral Membrane

Artifact Creature - Wall

( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

Defender

When Cathedral Membrane dies during combat, it deals 6 damage to each creature it blocked this combat.

Porcelain Legionnaire

Artifact Creature - Soldier

( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

First strike

"My new design has lightweight plating specially cultivated from heretics' spare tissues."
-Izathel, priest of the Annex

Phyrexian Metamorph

Artifact Creature - Shapeshifter

( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

You may have Phyrexian Metamorph enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Spined Thopter

Artifact Creature - Thopter

( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

Flying

"I appreciate the depravity of noble designs turned to devious ends."
-Tezzeret

Pith Driller

Artifact Creature - Horror

( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

When Pith Driller enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

After boring up through the crust of Mirrodin, it turned its expertise upon the surface dwellers.

Vault Skirge

Artifact Creature - Imp

( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

Flying

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

From the remnants of the dead, Geth forged a swarm to safeguard his throne.

Moltensteel Dragon

Artifact Creature - Dragon

( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

Flying

: Moltensteel Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

An apocalypse in dragon form.

Slash Panther

Artifact Creature - Cat

( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

Haste

It runs an endless circuit along the ruined roads of the soon-to-be-forgotten Mirran civilization.

Thundering Tanadon

Artifact Creature - Beast

( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

Trample

"We do not need beakers and vials to test our predators."
-Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger

Alloy Myr

Artifact Creature - Myr

: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.

With or without witnesses, the suns continued their prismatic dance.

Blinding Souleater

Artifact Creature - Cleric

, : Tap target creature. ( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

"We thank the souleaters for inscribing our souls with subservience, to reinforce the sacred order."
-Drones' hymn of gratitude

Etched Monstrosity

Artifact Creature - Golem

Etched Monstrosity enters the battlefield with five -1/-1 counters on it.

, Remove five -1/-1 counters from Etched Monstrosity: Target player draws three cards.

Now etched only with the scars of phyresis.

Hex Parasite

Artifact Creature - Insect

: Remove up to X counters from target permanent. For each counter removed this way, Hex Parasite gets +1/+0 until end of turn. ( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

Drawn by power, fueled by conquest.

Hovermyr

Artifact Creature - Myr

Flying, vigilance

Originally created to harvest blinkmoths, the hovermyr are now the silent observers of a dying world.

Immolating Souleater

Artifact Creature - Hound

: Immolating Souleater gets +1/+0 until end of turn. ( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

"We thank the souleaters for melting the sinful that we may be reminded of our own insignificance."
-Drones' hymn of gratitude

Insatiable Souleater

Artifact Creature - Beast

: Insatiable Souleater gains trample until end of turn. ( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

"We thank the souleaters for culling our sick so that the strong may earn their triumphs."
-Drones' hymn of gratitude

Kiln Walker

Artifact Creature - Construct

Whenever Kiln Walker attacks, it gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

If it possesses an ability to understand and appreciate life, it has never shown it.

Myr Superion

Artifact Creature - Myr

Spend only mana produced by creatures to cast Myr Superion.

Two kinds of myr survive: the powerful and those that stay close by them.

Pestilent Souleater

Artifact Creature - Insect

: Pestilent Souleater gains infect until end of turn. ( can be paid with either or 2 life. A creature with infect deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Spellskite

Artifact Creature - Horror

: Change a target of target spell or ability to Spellskite. ( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

"Let's show Vorinclex that progress doesn't always need teeth or claws."
-Malcator, Executor of Synthesis

Trespassing Souleater

Artifact Creature - Construct

: Trespassing Souleater is unblockable this turn. ( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

"We thank the souleaters for surveilling our lives that we may be preserved from our own ignorance."
-Drones' hymn of gratitude

Bladed Sentinel

Artifact Creature - Construct

: Bladed Sentinel gains vigilance until end of turn.

The Mirran partisans created hundreds of patrol sentinels to divert Phyrexian assaults from the Tangle.

Blightsteel Colossus

Artifact Creature - Golem

Trample, infect

Blightsteel Colossus is indestructible.

If Blightsteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Blightsteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.

Brass Squire

Artifact Creature - Myr

: Attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.

"I admire it. Few pull off pluck and subservience at the same time."
-Ezuri, renegade leader

Core Prowler

Artifact Creature - Horror

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

When Core Prowler dies, proliferate. (You choose any number of permanents and/or players with counters on them, then give each another counter of a kind already there.)

Dross Ripper

Artifact Creature - Hound

: Dross Ripper gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

"Such a creation serves no purpose other than exterminating every one of us."
-Sadra Alic, Neurok strategist

Gust-Skimmer

Artifact Creature - Insect

: Gust-Skimmer gains flying until end of turn.

Phyrexian smog clouds choked the skies, threatening creatures who couldn't comprehend the menace below.

Hexplate Golem

Artifact Creature - Golem

"Use everything. Iron, rust, scrap . . . even the ground must join our cause."
-Ezuri, renegade leader

Lumengrid Gargoyle

Artifact Creature - Gargoyle

Flying

"Anything that watches without sleep and fights without fear is a valuable ally against the Phyrexians."
-Kara Vrist, Neurok agent

Myr Sire

Artifact Creature - Myr

When Myr Sire dies, put a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token onto the battlefield.

For the Phyrexians, death is not an end, nor a one-time occurrence.

Myr Welder

Artifact Creature - Myr

Imprint - : Exile target artifact card from a graveyard.

Myr Welder has all activated abilities of all cards exiled with it.

Memnarch designed some myr to follow the levelers and reaffix lost parts. Mirran partisans put that instinct to good use.

Peace Strider

Artifact Creature - Construct

When Peace Strider enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life.

"The Vanished must have sent it from beyond to aid us in this struggle."
-Kessla, Sylvok shaman

Phyrexian Digester

Artifact Creature - Construct

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

"Our cause will ripen in the fertile flesh of the unworthy."
-Sheoldred, Whispering One

Phyrexian Juggernaut

Artifact Creature - Juggernaut

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Phyrexian Juggernaut attacks each turn if able.

Where nature impedes, Phyrexians overcome.

Phyrexian Revoker

Artifact Creature - Horror

As Phyrexian Revoker enters the battlefield, name a nonland card.

Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.

Basic senses like sight and taste are reserved for those in power.

Pierce Strider

Artifact Creature - Construct

When Pierce Strider enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 3 life.

"Pain isn't a negative stimulus. Pain is a sign of your imperfection."
-Sheoldred, Whispering One

Plague Myr

Artifact Creature - Myr

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

: Add to your mana pool.

They watch for a new master, one more sinister than the last.

Psychosis Crawler

Artifact Creature - Horror

Psychosis Crawler's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Whenever you draw a card, each opponent loses 1 life.

"If that brain can't figure out the secret of the serum, then add more brains."
-Rhmir, Hand of the Augur

Razorfield Rhino

Artifact Creature - Rhino

Metalcraft - Razorfield Rhino gets +2/+2 as long as you control three or more artifacts.

Adapted to tread on razorgrass, the rhino proved adept at treading on Phyrexians as well.

Rusted Slasher

Artifact Creature - Horror

Sacrifice an artifact: Regenerate Rusted Slasher.

"It's a beautiful vision. Discarded debris is reborn as a singular entity."
-Urabrask the Hidden

Shimmer Myr

Artifact Creature - Myr

Flash

You may cast artifact cards as though they had flash.

It evades Phyrexians by hiding in the spaces between seconds.

Signal Pest

Artifact Creature - Pest

Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)

Signal Pest can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.

It leaps from tree to tree, revealing the enemy's positions.

Spin Engine

Artifact Creature - Construct

: Target creature can't block Spin Engine this turn.

"It will be battle-ready before our strike at Oxid Ridge, and it will guarantee our victory."
-Ketuc of the Helm

Tangle Hulk

Artifact Creature - Beast

: Regenerate Tangle Hulk.

"A true Phyrexian predator. It will never know death, just as nature intended."
-Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger

Thopter Assembly

Artifact Creature - Thopter

Flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control no Thopters other than Thopter Assembly, return Thopter Assembly to its owner's hand and put five 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying onto the battlefield.

Training Drone

Artifact Creature - Drone

Training Drone can't attack or block unless it's equipped.

"Vulshok flail, Viridian shield, loxodon blade . . . Tazzir, bring the Moriok hook and assemble the rookies."
-Vy Covalt, Neurok agent